The Database Guy: No matter what you are hired for, you always end up being the database guy because there’s always a database and you have the experience (having always been the database guy) and Slough Security is no different. Forty-five years old. If you want to write a mobile app or a network service or a web application or anything with a user interface beyond the how-to you write at the top of maintenance scripts, you have to do it on your own time. We hired you with the understanding that you’d help out on public facing web applications, but we’ve got this data crisis brewing. Thanks for flexing.